candy corn

A sexual act involving dp with a white guy a native american girl and a chinaman.

This candy corn is by a wide margin the least likely thing to ever have a phrase describing it.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

Idaho Corn cob

To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.

Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.

by Jowah March 7, 2009

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Bermuda Corn Cowder

What happens when unexpected flatulance goes bad

Pat came to work and discovered he had carried in some Bermuda Corn Cowder.
trouser chili

by Patty o' Funature June 8, 2009

booty corn

you know that corn, that doesn't digest when you shit? yea that's booty corn

"you eat booty corn you dirty nigga"

by jdj033 March 17, 2017

pink cream corn

the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.

Svenning took to the coat hanger nicely.....leaving some equisette pink cream corn.

by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008

Grinding the Corn

When fucking a slut a dude does his right proper job if he focuses pressure on the clit, visualizing the clit, being the clit, grinding and bumping it with the crook where his pubic bone meets the base of his cock rather than burning up the inside of the pussy where the bird don't really feel shit anyways. When properly executed The result is orgasmic for the ho.

"Girl, last night after two years of wasting my time that useless piece of shit finally had an A-ha-fucking-moment and started grinding the corn. Girl, I came all over that boy's dick, twice! You'd think he invented the light bulb he was so proud of his shit. It's about fucking time I got mines. Now, if he'd get hisself a job I'd just might have me my fuckin' dream man. Shiiit!."

by representing December 13, 2008