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brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger
"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"
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Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 19, 2024
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Charles Brandon

A moment in which contains swag
Did you see that

Yeah that’s was a charles Brandon moment
by orangelover11 May 28, 2023
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Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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brandon clement

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
That Brandon clement boy is so wierd
by Brandon clement December 30, 2024
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Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours
by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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