Blow Job Fairy

A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.

Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!

by KikiDee August 22, 2010

blow my wad

About to come like kilamanjaro

Whispering in class
:dude did u see katie today
:no y
:if i have another class with her i might blow my wad

by SLBDP4LIFE August 27, 2006

blow my vine

a slightly more polite version of "suck my dick"

"Well, you can just blow my vine!" said Diane

by Casey Tomlinson August 14, 2006

blow your load

to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)

In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark

I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!

B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!

by Kuahmel January 22, 2009

blow the lid off

Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.

They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!

by urban_doll January 16, 2015

Pussy blow fart

While performing the act of eating out a vagina, one blows on the lips of the vagina causing a farting noise.

I gave that girl the biggest pussy blow fart ever, you could hear it outside.

by Pussyfarting 4 lYfe March 12, 2011

Blow Boat People

Verb: The act of inserted wet hard boners into your mouth.

Matthes you blow boat people at nhl 11!

My friend blows boat people faaa days!

by Jason Effertz July 14, 2011