ass visit 

Formal synonym for booty call.

I went to my ex-boyfriend's house for an ass visit.

ass visit by LLynn December 16, 2007

ass confident 

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.

"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."

ass confident by ces1 October 18, 2008

ass joust 

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness

Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."

ass joust by Bean of the Chilli February 26, 2009

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

ass crack of the bed by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008

ass coral 

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

ass coral by vlakas February 11, 2009

Ass Roaster 

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

Ass Roaster by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

Ass Crepitus 

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

Ass Crepitus by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009