vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

vagina hotel

When you spoon with your dick in her all night long

I can't wait to stay at the vagina hotel tonight

by Jamesp519 August 31, 2015

The vagina hunter

Cliff Richard

Did you get The vagina hunter's new album?
Nah mate I aint no perv.

by Cassiemai December 14, 2012

Summer Vagina

During the wonderfully hot and sunny time of Summer Vacation, some women neglect to shave and air their pussy's thus creating a cesspool of stank that is released as a toxic gas when they as much as move their thighs

"Dude Courtney has serious summer vagina, it's seriously knocking people out!"

by rawclan November 4, 2012

vagina smash

When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.

Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"

Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."

Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"

by Klitoris Kisser August 30, 2015

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022