Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

uncle

he touches me in the closet

"NO UNCLE RON PLEASE NOT AGAIN"

by trentons bitch January 31, 2023

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

Uncle Kyla

A term used to describe a girl who gets really fucked up/forgets who to act around being rizzed up nicely kinda like this emoji🥴

Bro she unlce kylaring when he was talking to her its actually so brezzy
Remember dont uncle kyla

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023