Justice Uncle Thomas

A disparaging nickname for the disgraced SCOTUS Justice, Clarence Thomas, a reference to Harriet Beecher Stowe’s classic book, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” since he has gone well beyond betraying his ethnic and cultural heritage.

Well farewell, Justice Uncle Thomas, it’s time to say goodbye to you and your big-bankroll Nazi pal Harlan, we are tired of your sick white supremacist asses trying to take over our country.

Justice Uncle Thomas by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

fishy thomas 

this is an insult which can be used for someone who is suspect, or for anybody who is full of unneccesary shit.

the origins of this insult are from the episode of thomas the tank engine where thomas overheats and they put water from the lake in him, and he gets fish all in his tank!

dude, i don't believe that. you're such a fishy thomas.

fishy thomas by "louiseinlondon" January 15, 2010

isiah thomas 

the only person who should be kicked out of the hall of fame due to his off-court ineptitude

for every good thing Thomas does, he makes a dumbass decison to ruin it

Examples of good things Isiah Thomas has done ruined by idiotic decisions:

Good thing: Drafting David Lee
Bad thing: Making him come off the bench for Jared Jeffries

Good thing: Trading for Eddy Curry
Bad thing: Not protecting our picks in case we end up blowing the season (i.e. 05-06 season)

Good thing: Getting rid of Penny Hardaway's expiring for a better player who was an all-star at one point
Bad thing: The player they get is Steve Francis

isiah thomas by DLee42 January 28, 2007

isiah thomas 

The worst executive in the history of professional sports. A disgrace to the Knicks, the NBA, New York City, and the human race. Needs to take his expensive suits, sexual harassment cases, and fake smiles all the way back to Detroit.

Isiah Thomas traded for Stephon "This Year I'm Starbury" Marbury.

isiah thomas by Shander May 22, 2006

Doubting Thomas 

This is based on the Biblical New Testament story where Thomas, one of the apostles of Christ, refused to believe that Jesus had risen from the grave without seeing evidence. On seeing this evidence, he praised those who believed without proof.

Typically this phrase is used in a midly derogatory. It describes someone who refuse to simply believe in something out of pure faith without asking for evidence. A devout Christian might consider me to be a doubting thomas because I don't believe there is a God since there's no evidence. The Christian considers it a bad thing that I'm not simply willing to have some faith.

Fanatic: How can you not believe in God? You don't want to be a doubting thomas?
Athiest: Normal people don't consider it a bad thing when others ask for proof when they make extraordinary claims. If I said that I am Zrlak, King of Mars, I would have little respect for you if you believed me without asking for evidence yet you expect me to just believe your equally ridiculous claims?

Doubting Thomas by thepreacher December 26, 2005

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) 

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

Matt Thomas 

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.

Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away

Matt Thomas by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013