smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 December 22, 2007

Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.

My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.

by Ralph o'rorke September 24, 2017

Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.

Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.

by Hot.Jesus March 29, 2022

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.

"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"

by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022

Pulling a will Smith

Slapping somebody in your vicinity

He tried to talk sense into him before pulling a will Smith on him

by Basic acid April 07, 2022

Hartley Smith

Probably one of the best names you could have. Kids with this name have the brightest future and will do whatever they want in life. Also every girl whats them.

Hartley Smith is so hot

by gayshit12 October 06, 2021