taylor:"oi katie, whats the answer for this one?
katie:its 194, i worked it out without my calculator.
taylor: gosh man, not everyones super-smart like you.
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katie:its 194, i worked it out without my calculator.
taylor: gosh man, not everyones super-smart like you.
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by retardeddd:) May 18, 2009
Get the super-smart mug.Girl 1: Omg so like last night my bf was F^&_)ing me so hard he screamed like a T-Rex!
Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?
Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?
by Taylor Tee June 3, 2009
Get the Dino Smashing mug.When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 29, 2009
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Get the guild smash mug.An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010
Get the Estrogen Smack mug.A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
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Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010
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