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Retard Unit

when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.
wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.
by Shady Man April 30, 2006
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Retard strength

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.
One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.
by Yuji999 May 7, 2021
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retarded

the top definition of this word on this site. (see above)
The person who made that ridiculous list must be retarded.
by hallucinog3n March 27, 2010
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Retardedommon Sense

Logic or "common sense" that is not actually logical or "common sense"
some guy: The word "nerdommon" doesn't exist
some other guy: How would you know it doesnt exist?
that first guy: Its just common sense
by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005
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retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.
"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."
by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008
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Retarded Thing

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011
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Retard

re·tard ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4 Show IPA

verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.

noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.

4. Slang: Disparaging .

a. a mentally retarded person.

b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
EVE Online Example

A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.

19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with

20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
by Dragnarok December 13, 2012
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