a palanqui moment

When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.

You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

arnold palmer extreme

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.

Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!

by dad b January 14, 2019

yellow palm tree

When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.

"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"

by Execius August 28, 2019

Bartek palamarczuk1

Sexy af lad sexual to girls brother of kacper son of marek .will destroy anyone on his path

Bartek palamarczuk1 is an sound lad and sexual

by Dopeycunt123456789 October 24, 2019

Flame Palm

Two people of extreme internal heat, embracing each other whilst naked, especially after an act of coitus.

My word, the Flame Palm is becoming quite intense.

by CourbetLover69 January 9, 2020

Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020