Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

math folder

The green one

Classmate: what colour is your math folder

Me: Green

by vivuiuhivyi September 14, 2021

Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.

Mum what's math?

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

boy math

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

by boymather November 17, 2023

Cool math games

A BIG JUICY FAT ONE. Basically It's just Porn

Big slong on cool math games

by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021

Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

by Damian W November 17, 2016

Math

Math is like the science of numbers and shapes, but it's also like the OG language of science. It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. It's like the ultimate tool for understanding the patterns and structures that we see in the world around us. So, if you're trying to unlock the secrets of the universe, you better brush up on your math skills, or you'll be lost in space like a total n00b!

"Yo, check it, math is like the OG language of science, you feel me? It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. So, if you're trying to be a boss in the science game, you better get on that math tip, or you'll be lost in the sauce like a total scrub!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023