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mathhole 

The person who knows everything in your math class, but doesn't really care/want to be there. This person will usually sit in the back of the class shouting out answers whenever they please. These answers, unfortunately, are usually right. This not only frustrates the teacher, but the other students in the classroom because they are stripped of their chance to figure out the answer. Mathhole’s are known for being characteristically loud. They find amusement in other students common struggles with basic mathematic principles because they find them so easy. Although other students in the may find the mathhole bothersome, there is no denying that they do indeed know exactly what they are talking about.
Teacher: Okay class, plug this in your calculator and tell me the answer to (insert complicated mathematical equation here)

Mathhole: Pff! Easy! The asnwer's ln9 over ln4.

Teacher: Jimmy, please give the other students a chance!

Mathhole: It's not my fault everyone is slow!

Other Student: God, that Jimmy is such a mathhole!
mathhole by alexkwassakwassa January 13, 2010
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Mathemagics 

The attempt at solving a mathematical problem by applying incorrect assumptions, inappropriate formulas, and bypassing intermidiate steps to derive an answer.
Student's Homework:
a + b = c
(4a - 3a) + (4b - 3b) = (4c - 3c)
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
4(a + b - c) = 3(a + b - c)
therefore, 4 = 3

Teacher:
This is mathematics, not MATHEMAGICS. Don't divide by zero.
Mathemagics by pbuns May 5, 2011
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a mathijs
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
mathijs by Origin2dxd December 3, 2016
Mathea is a cool child. She will be always happy.
OMG you are such a mathea!
Me? Thanks
Mathea by Raphael the moon child February 3, 2021

Olivia Mathias 

A massive ghandi stan with demented pinkis. She loves stuffed animals and spamming her snapchat private stories. She has a very loud extroverted personality and is more than ready to karate chop anyone because she is really strong. Olivia is a jack of all trades and she attracts tons of male attention from her incredibly diverse looks and personality. She is unexpectedly very smart even though she doesn’t act it.
Wow i think i love Olivia Mathias and i really want to take her home and carry her children.
Olivia Mathias by TeeJay DW March 19, 2021
Matheas is a wonderful guy. His jokes and puns are the best and he will make you laugh. With beautiful eyes, hair and a gorgeous smile, he will steal your heart. He is very smart and clever, always knows what is up and is caring. Whether he is your best friend, your lover, or both, you will never want to let him go.
Matheas is loved, even if he doesn't know it. He is in his girl's heart forever.
Matheas by Ms. Courser May 19, 2016