Grip master

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).

by heatHerize January 14, 2013

Masterbite

When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him

wow that was a great masterbite i just had

by Nadiia October 3, 2008

cock master

Profanity, not used for it's literal meaning, though it means someone who is very good with penis'

That whore's a cock master!

by Arya F April 3, 2003

masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

MisterTeed

When one person uses something and renders that "something" virtually unusable for the next person.

Whoah! Don't use that bathroom; somebody MisterTeed it. In other words; "I pity the fool" who has to use it now.

by hood4u January 2, 2009

MisterBeardo

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

by gnuattitude May 30, 2013