holy crap....ok.... New Caanan is a place where black people fear to tread and the middle school kids get arrested every friday afternoon. the police are nazis and outsiders fear those that dwell inside. it is a scary place that only those that call it home could possibly live inside of it. it's a massive town and i dont think there could be a map of the place cause every time i look around it seems to be engulfing wilton and norwalk.
HEY! You look semi-suspicious...i think a full body cavity search is in order....welcome to new caanan, BITCH
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Get the New Jersey mug.A town near columbus ohio. Most people that live near new albany but not exactly in it consider it to be the town of "rich bitches". The people in New Albany actually tend to be very nice. Not everyone is rich either. Altough a lot are rich, there are a lot of "average" people. People in New Albany like to shop, normally at a local mall "Easton". New Albany has a pretty good track team as well as a football team. Most people think students at NAMS (New Albany middle school) and NAHS (New Albany high school) are preppy. A lot are considered "slutty" or "emo" which is true. These kind of people override the normal kids.
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