Ass Bomb

A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:

Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.

The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.

The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.

Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!

Dude 2: What are you talking about?

Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!

by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009

ass cancel

An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.

Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.

Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap

"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!

by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010

marshmallow ass

When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.

"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"

by Meaty Man October 7, 2016

Tuna Ass

When you are having sex with a girl she farts.

"We were having sex and she farted. It was a bad case of Tuna Ass."

by JackSheet July 30, 2012

ass-stack

When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.

"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.

by Beef Nachos January 29, 2014

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

by Heather Can March 1, 2009