Ass Bomb

A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:

Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.

The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.

The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.

Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!

Dude 2: What are you talking about?

Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!

by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009

shelf-ass

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.

DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!

by brandy kim May 9, 2011

ass cancel

An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.

Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.

Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap

"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!

by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010

ass carnival

A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".

The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.

by JonTuna December 30, 2007

bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 16, 2008

bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

by Heather Can March 1, 2009

ass-stack

When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.

"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.

by Beef Nachos January 29, 2014