fantasy god

3 words. john. kimpton. fin.

This man is such a fantasy god, that he knows the best players to pick years in advance.

by barfolomew06 October 17, 2006

God's Asshole

A place that not even God (Of any religion) would dare to travel, that is unless he's into that kind of thing. Which is cool, I got friend like that, nothing wrong there.

"I don't care about what anyone says, I still think Paris, TX is God's Asshole!"

by StevenGuy October 5, 2007

Halo God

Someone who loves to give advice when not playing. A "back seat" halo player. Complains excessively about shot guns and bubble shields cause they still play halo 3. Says early and often that they would never use "noob" weapons but was caught with camo and a shotty. If the sword is down, halo god will respond. They do not call themselves the Halo God, you and friends do behind their back in a derogatory fashion, but be careful if they find out your calling them that they may unknowingly take it as a compliment.

Mit: "To your left, on the right, over there, shoot! shoot! Noob weapon. "
Marc: "Dude, just let me play."

'Later'

Natty: "Halo God was annoying today"
Marc: "Its terrible. He thinks he's so good. Atleast now he's getting shit faced on mikes hard lemonade. Thank god he's gone."

by Sword is down February 26, 2011

Dear God

Used in any situation

My girlfriend cheated on me? Dear God

Teacher won't stop yelling Dear God

by MyNameIsChipsAhoy October 10, 2018

No My God

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012

Woojin god

Woojin is a god. He's the best to ever exist. Respect my boy 😔🤙 Woojin will always bless you with the best! Basically a "religious" cult heheh

Ally: Woojin god
Cate: Woojin god
Ally and Cate at the same time: WOOJIN GOD!!

by mildlyspicyapples November 15, 2019

Gods lettuce

The proper term used when referring to marijuana/weed. The incorrect and vulgar term often used is devils lettuce.

We decided not to go to the club with everyone since its filled with lust and shallowness and instead stayed home, talked, and smoked some of Gods lettuce.

by Asweetin. August 15, 2008