3 definitions by barfolomew06

turf

A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."

Your mom is turf.

Steelers? Yea more like turf.

by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006

fantasy god

3 words. john. kimpton. fin.

This man is such a fantasy god, that he knows the best players to pick years in advance.

by barfolomew06 October 17, 2006

cockboy

1) One who desires the cock and likes being dominated by intimidating figures such as "El Toro," who is envied for the amount of men he has had sexual intercourse with
2) A Princeton student who uses "Oh Hell..." frequently when giving directions to Hoagie Haven

Where ya goin with that bicycle? ... cockboy!

I wish one day I could be just like you ... ya cockboy...

(To Dom) Hey Cockboy!

Hey Varun Wanna come play Madden with the guys? ... Just kiddin ya freakin cockboy!

by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006