Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011

fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death

His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!

by kotawlUD February 9, 2014

Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.

My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.

by MeowNugget February 27, 2015

Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.

I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.

by Michael Bennett May 13, 2008

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

Bell Fart

Sometimes during masturbation, a pocket of air becomes trapped under the foreskin. Upon pulling back the foreskin the air is released creating a sound similar to a fart.

Man: "Pfft."
Woman: Did you just fart honey?
Man: No, that was a bell fart. You wouldn't have sex with me tonight, so I'm relieving myself.

by Kelfaur January 31, 2014