Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

fart piece

Used to describe a really hot girl, that no-one has a chance with unless they're a fit male swedish model

boy 1: gosh u see that girl there, shes so hot
boy 2: na m8 u aint got a chance wiv her, shes a fart piece

by rarehairdude April 20, 2010

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Fart Phobia

The fear of farting around other people.

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.

Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.

by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016

fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 5, 2021

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009