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convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023
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Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023
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Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
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Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
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Homo Erectus

A nickname that gay Musa and his gay boyfriends call each other whenever one of them has a boner.
Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
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nipplitis erectis

When I drink whiskey it goes straight to my nipples causing a case of nipplitis erectis
by sdavisjesussaveus March 31, 2024
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