i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.
server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.
by ur parents gay November 10, 2021
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A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.
"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"
by Troy517 May 30, 2022
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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
by TheCluck June 06, 2019
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I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019
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A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have
Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!
by I am smol pp man June 03, 2021
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my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020
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