The Great Kantou Desert 

A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.

Also see "Desert Punk"

Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!

Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!

----------------------------------

*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*

Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!

------------------------------------

Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.

Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.

-----------------------

Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.

Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!

The Great Kantou Desert by Anonymous234785 January 28, 2009

the hero that gotham deserves

A sarcastic put-down to someone who is boasting about a daring or supposedly heroic act.

"Yeah, I climbed all the way up that tree to save that poor little kitty-cat."

"Wow, you really are the hero that gotham deserves!"

the hero that gotham deserves by TheHeroThatGothamDeserves March 2, 2010

Smoker's Despair 

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.

Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.

Smoker's Despair by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012

front bum destroyer 

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

front bum destroyer by apldk March 22, 2013

on the train of despair

To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

on the train of despair by a66spam February 1, 2014

on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

on the desperation train by a66spam February 1, 2014

Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) 

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun

Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."

Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018