Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

Cum slut

A person who loves cum. Note that a cum slut may love other peoples’ cum or their own, or both. They just can’t get enough cum or cumming. A cum slut can be any sex, gender, sexual orientation, or religion, however not much is known about Zoroastrian cum sluts.

Dude, Jordan is such a cum slut. If they are not licking cum off someone’s genitals then doggone it, they are producing cum on their own, just to bring more cum into this world. Thus Came Zarathustra.

by renbag March 26, 2023

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016

cum sprout

crotch fruit. a.k.a. a child

Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?

by eschatonik April 12, 2011

Brown Cum

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit

Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick

by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Cum Cubby

Vagina, pussy, box

After giving her a creampie, I told my girlfriend to clean out her cum cubby.

by SkimMilk69 August 6, 2017

Cum and Run

basically when you nut in a woman to make them pregnant and then you flea the city or country.

What my dad did

Mum why isn't dad here

Because he did a cum and run

Mum your a milf

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019