Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

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Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.

Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.

by NotTheEC July 12, 2024

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Cointe

Pronounced “Koint”

A term to emphasise the personal or inherent interest of a subject or object. Moreover, something that isn’t interesting is cointless.

Tyler:
“Hey, what did you think of that new movie?”

Hanna:
“The movie is quite cointe, I recommend you go watch it.”

by Cubed_gaymer July 13, 2024

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center piece

A female that is in the center of your friend circle and knows everything about you and your partners doings/dirt. She is loyal and wouldn't tell a soul. She is "one of the homies".

The other day I was riding with my center piece and she told me to quiet down because there were people in the whip that weren't privy to that knowledge.

by WillnDeal July 26, 2024

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