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Texas Car Wash 

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.
Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.
Texas Car Wash by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007
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muscle car 

A type of high-performance vehicle.
Contrary to popular belief, the first muscle car was not the Pontiac GTO, but the Chevrolet Impala SS 409, introduced in 1962. The GTO, however, started the muscle car revolution upon its launch in 1964. Most muscle cars were simply spiced-up versions of other, more ordinary models. Most muscle cars were mid-sized. The Ford Mustang introduced a more compact-sized type of muscle car called the pony car, or "pocket msucle car."
The muscle car era ended in the 70s due to increased safety standards(goddamned Ralph Nader!), increased emission standards(goddamned EPA!), and the 1973-1974 Middle East oil embargo(goddamned Arabs!). The Ford Mustang, Chevrolet Camaro, and Pontiac Firebird/Trans Am pony cars survived, albeit in a watered-down state.
In the 1980s, muscle cars began making a comeback that continues to this day.
The Pontiac Tempest was an ordinary car, but installing a high-performance engine made it a muscle car.

muscle car 

The best cars in history. Started in the greatest city ever, Detroit. When put against pussies like british, german or any other european cars, the muscle car will beat the shit out of it. V-8, CID, Detroit Muscle, bitch. V-12's with cylinders the size of quarters? NO!
Gumba Gumba is a douchebag, retard because he doesn't know shit about real cars, muscle cars.

Again, Gumba Gumba is a douche because he said that "the chassis will typically crumple in any accident" Uh, not really jackass, it's called steel, which is something called strong.

My T/A can tear the shit out of that fag's gay BMW.

I remember the good ol days when if someone wasn't driving a muscle car, you'd shoot them.
muscle car by Spartans! November 9, 2004

3 Car Garage 

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

3 Car Garage by Michael S King June 14, 2008

White Car Driver 

The biggest jerks on the road, most of the time if somebody cuts you off, speeds, gets too close, or is an all around jerkish driver, they will most likely be in a white car.
That is the third time somebody's almost hit me today, and they were ALL white car drivers!
White Car Driver by KarTails July 15, 2010
MY CAR NOT YOUR CAR :(
3: i have a car
1: but its not your car
2: ITS MY CAR YOU-
3:No its My car