Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.

"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024

alasska

Da “far north of da 45th parallel” state where lots of comely gals reside.

Da extra “s” in “Alasska” also could refer to cute round posteriors, so I wonder if da chicks up there are more “willing” than in some other states?

by QuacksO November 21, 2024

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

alaskan road dome

Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK

Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night

Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation

by Midnightrooster69 December 20, 2024

alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo

Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..

by Wrekt December 27, 2024

Alastair

Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection

"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"

by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025