Definitions by Matt_jenk

Alaskan fire hose 

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

Alaskan fire hose by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Jankster 

Just a dude who is completely out of it

Matthewis such a dang jankster

Jankster by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Matthew Jenkins 

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit

Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis

Matthew Jenkins by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024