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Nothing to look at 

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.
Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

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to shake a stick at 

Term used to describe a women that is worth remembering for the "spank bank" later.
She's nothin' to shake a stick at but she's not bad looking.
to shake a stick at by gibbys folly November 16, 2013

the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"
I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction 

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.
"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day

Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!