Biggest behind anyone has ever seen.
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
by Nomame November 23, 2021
Get the Mauro's ass mug.A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009
Get the Ass Bomb mug.Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
by brandy kim May 9, 2011
Get the shelf-ass mug.An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010
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Get the ass carnival mug.The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
Get the bi-assed mug.My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 1, 2009
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