screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Shit Beast

What dogs are call on the r/dogfree subreddit referring to how dogs may shit but they may not

“She then forced me to let that Shit Beast outside”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 12, 2025

Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

stick in shit

1) To use on First Person Shooter. As a command.
2) To say SHUT UP!

Example 1:

Commander : Stick in shit team...
Member : Roger that

Example 2:

A boy playing game but disturbed by his mom.

Mom : Son,stop playing the game. You have play for 12 hours non-stop!

Son : Stick in shit mom!!! I am focus right now

by Phoenix The Knight Rebels December 21, 2009

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021

shit

shit is an acronym for super hilarious and impressive thing

Haha! Oh, shit. That was the shit!

by cacafacehehe December 11, 2020