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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
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you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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go kys and noone loves you

discord mod : hello my e-kitten

you : go kys and noone loves you
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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I love you with tuberculosis

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*
by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023
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Laughing at you

Hym "Correct. They're laughing at you. Because they don't give a shit if your kids get raped and they don't give is shit if I stab one of your kids to death because they didn't force those tech retards to pay me. Because you're not ever going to put a bullet in there head for it. And as long as the number of holes in there head doesn't change, they do not have a single for about anything that happens to you. Not that I do. I'm a psychopath. But I'm not the one who's supposed to care, am I? You don't expect the reclusive, psychopath, genius to care... But you're politicians on the otherhand... I've been threatening to murder your kids for a decade. And to build that AI everybody doing it needs to know for a fact that they were sacrificing your kids lives to steal that theory of AI without paying. And NOW... I might not even have to kill them myself. They could arrest me today and someone could take it upon themselves to bring justice to the world in my name. They'll certainly fuck your daughters in my name. Right Stephen Banel? The only way to guarantee that this works out well for everyone... Is to pay me immediately. And leave me alone. That's it. That's all that need to happen here."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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you

You are the most amazing person in the world. You deserve to be feel seen and enough. Cause you're enough.
by exela June 6, 2022
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