stank willy

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.

Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.

by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017

Pink willy

When you finger blast a girl and after you stick your pussy juice soaked finger in her ear

Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....

by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017

titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.

Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!

by King Kenobi July 13, 2017

Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018