British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.

Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.

by Fae August 28, 2004

Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025