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Indiana University Northwest 

The biggest piece of shit of a school. Shouldn't be considered a college. A complete joke. The advisers don't help you at all. They tell you it's a good school but it's absolutely terrible. In the middle of a the ghetto (Gary IN) but they insist that it's safe. yeah bull shit that's why there were at least 4 assaults on campus this past year. Don't ever go here if you are in this area and have to stay home for a year I highly suggest going to Purdue north central, Purdue cal or even Ivy tech over this pathetic excuse of a college.
(real situation)
Student: "What classes do i need to take this semester that will help me achieve my goal to graduate as this major at Indiana University Northwest?"

adviser: "i can't really help you with that you need to figure that out on your own."

... really why the fuck are you an adviser
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Washington & Lee University 

fuck anyone who DOESNT go here!!
i will hire you at the country club to wait on ME if you beg, you worthless prick.

Indiana State University 

a school in terre haute IN. known for larry bird. the only people that know this school even is here are the people that actually decided to go to it. everyone that goes to this school, usually all leave and go to other schools.
where is Indiana State University? I've never heard of it!

Suffolk University

Rich smalltowners
This accounts for a majority of the students. Rich kids that lived in small towns in Connecticut mass or RI, whom always had dreams of validating themselves by moving to a city. They play their stereotypes and fashion statements to a t, understanding they got all of their influence on how to live from MTV. Like the foreign kids they have no appreciation for anything, including their education. Many of them try to act like they have some kind of financial concerns but they are lying. They are really boring judgmental and suck at life.
Didn’t make it to emerson
Group of artsy failed hipsters who couldn’t get into emerson. Generally move to Cambridge or allston and try to latch on to the hipster scene of other schools.

Minorities and nerds.
The minorities are blatantly ignored, but seem to do okay forming sub groups. They take advantage of all suffolks unused resources, because everyone else is too snooty to do so.

The nerds are funny “SGA” student government. It’s a mystery why they would invest themselves so much into school, yet go to one of the worst schools. They work hard and are intelligent but are looney and socially inept which is probably why they couldn’t reason well on their SATs.

Most Suffolk students, either claim of transferring, or complain about what a Suffolk degree will do for them.
Suffolk university
mary- i have so much money on my meal plan, ive only used it to pay for overpriced-mixers on Friday nights
kate- yeah the food is alot better and less expensive right next door to the cafe

mary- i know, i had to buy a meal plan, but who cares its my parents money.

tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)

THE University of Virginia 

James Madison University: THE University of Virginia.

Brigham Young University 

The best college in all the land. A prestigious university where it is easier to make the right choices.
There aren't thousands of drunk idiots on the campus of Brigham Young University.

Iowa State University 

Once a good University for science, again, and engineering, now has become an overcrowded college that sees you as more of a number than a person. But hey, tuition is dirt cheap and beer flows along Welch
Man I got in to iowa state University ! Go tornado bird things!