Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.

Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*

by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019

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Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

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Peter

is een naam afkomstig van de Nederlandstalige film Sneekweek, waarin het karakter die deze naam toegewezen kreeg zelfmoord pleegde omdat andere karakters hem niet geloofden dat hij onschuldig was voor de moord op 3 studenten.

deze naam zal ook gebruikt worden in de fanfictions van Lucas Cupido, een ervaren schrijver. Hij heeft deel 1 en deel 2 van zijn fanfictions geschreven waarin hij dit karakter verweeft.

Peter is een held, Peter verdiend een monument

by Sophie/Tristan August 22, 2020

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