Cock giggles

The sound a penis makes if it is abused to much in a single sitting.

After watching my little pony, and masturbating furiously he had cock giggles.

by Mr. Mundee January 25, 2022

cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

by ThaLumberjack November 7, 2014

cock saint

An avidly homosexual male that now worships everything penis related and is all knowing when it comes to the subject, especially pleasuring their item of worship. Their worship is typically monotheistic-based, staying loyal to one penis at a time, though some cases have shown to worship multiple penises.

The head of my LGBT Community is a fucking cock saint. Just ask Gary about how he could only last 3 minutes with him the other night.

by Chris Rocc January 9, 2017

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022