Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼
Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
by DJ SS January 16, 2024

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.
Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.
by Numerati December 15, 2024

“Girl Math”
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Something everyone likes at the start(in kindergarten), but soon has 1010101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011000010111001101101001011000110110000101101100011011000111100100100000011011010110010101100001011011100111001100100000011011000110111101110100011100110010000001101111011001100010000001101110011101010110110101100010011001010111001001110011 excuses to NOT do math class
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023
