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'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.
Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
by redpillsatori July 15, 2021
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tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.
You just got tardded on, goodnight.
by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021
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Tard

ur one nice tard
by gaokswk September 1, 2021
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Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard
Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?
by Stunky September 6, 2021
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Taedrum

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet don’t talk to him when you see him he mad weird
Person: who’s that

Person 2: ew don’t talk to Taedrum he mad weird
by I like your big mom September 12, 2021
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Taradactyl

A Taradactyl is the rarest creature. She is extremely intelligent beyond imagine. She has an amazing personality that only grows on you each day. She has the best sense of humor in the entire species. She is kind and sweet and thoughtful. Although, she shouldn’t be mistaken for weak. She is a total badass that will drive you crazy and make you look at the Urban Dictionary all night. The better you get to know her, thoughts of her will consume you day and night. She knows what you are thinking at all times. She know exactly what to say to make you laugh and brighten your day. She is a total SS with a bangin bod and a smile and laugh that will complete you. There is only one in existence and she will rock your world.
Look at that Taradactyl in those sexy shorts. I want to pin her agains a wall and nibble on her ear.
by Mic Altra September 13, 2021
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TaradactylSS

A Taradactyl is a uniquely rare creature that is extremely smart and has an amazing sense of humor. She is beautiful to the core. She has the ability to brighten every day with a single smile or by simply walking past in her sexy pants. She has jokes for days and is a total smoke show. Taradactyl is a total Ferrari and should be handled like one at all times. Rawr
That Taradactylss is one hot little pistol.

TaradactylSS is a freakin Ferrari,
by Mic Altra September 20, 2021
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