Softboi

An 'effeminate' cis man who weaponizes his (pose of) emotional intelligence and pseudo-intellectualism in order to lure women into bed (or, failing that, into sending nude photographs). He presents his extreme horny-ness as a romantic sensibility. If his attempt at seduction proves a failure, the softboi may become defensive and even abusive, displaying an incel-like entitlement to sex.

Hobbies include: writing terrible poetry, pretending to read Nietzche, listening to The Smiths, wearing chipped black nail varnish as though its a radical statement, smoking rollies, gas-lighting, wanting a medal for calling himself a 'feminist' while actually being a raging misogynist, proclaiming himself a sex-god while repeatedly failing to locate the clitoris, starting sentences with phrases such as 'you probably have't heard of insert incredibly well-known musician/writer/director'.

'He literally said to me 'I'm not like other guys' - total Softboi'
'Oh god... I think I went on a tinder date with that Softboi. He asked me if I'd heard of Tarantino.'

by reputablesource July 7, 2022

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Soft cunt

When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.

Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.

Look at him there telling every one to Google him, I used to room with Lomax. What a soft cunt

by Hayeis July 29, 2022

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softie

softie is one of the sweetest people you'll meet, they might even let you sleep over at their house if youre crying and tired, they'll comfort you even if theyre going through their own shit, over all softie is just a sweet person.

person 1: woah whos that, he seems really sweet.
person 2: thats softie.

by kodzuke August 3, 2022

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