Mexican Cookie 

A game invented by frat boys as a hazing ritual.

The pledges circle around a cookie or cracker and all masturbate until ejaculating onto the cookie / cracker. The last pledge to cum must eat the "Mexican Cookie"

Frat Boy #1: Pledge number 4 was the last to cum, he has to eat the mexican cookie!
Pledge #4: Doesn't anyone find this a little gay?
Frat boy #2: No way man, we're frat boys! Nothing we do in hazing rituals could ever possibly be construed as homosexual!

Mexican Cookie by Celestika February 22, 2009

Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.

"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!

Mexican Belly Flop by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

Mexican Backstrap 

1. A condition that occurs when ones hairlines have gradually grown past their natural territory and begin to encompass as well as fuse with, the hair of other regions on the body creating a solid, suit-like appearance.

2. When ones beard grows in to their chest hair, down the happy trail, around the junk, under the taint, in the crack, up the back, and finally arriving at the hair on the back of the head.

"Dude you better watch your hairlines, slack off for a bit and you'll end up with a Mexican Backstrap."

Mexican Backstrap by Dimitri's errand boy May 16, 2010

Mexican Rodeo 

When your receiving a blunken, you cum and drop your deuce at the same time!

I mexican rodeo'd that bitch

Mexican Rodeo by perfect0zer0 February 27, 2011

mexican bedpan 

empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.

after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".

mexican bedpan by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

Mexican Sleeping Bag 

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

Mexican Sleeping Bag by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

mexican fireblast 

the act of rubbing your cock in salsa verde(spicy) until it is fully covered. after this is completed, you stick your cock in a girls pussy and have intercourse. during the phase of intercourse, you set her pussy on fire causing her to have burning sensations not only from the fire but with the mixture of the salsa verde

Man, last night, Rabino Mehlman gave me a sick mexican fireblast! my pussy is still bruning!

mexican fireblast by niggerssmelllikeshit5 July 20, 2008