Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
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Big fat load of cum, then.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.
Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
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