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Jizz-O-Lantern 

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.
Jizz-O-Lantern by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011

jizz-o shooters

Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz
those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party
jizz-o shooters by DJ Ethos October 22, 2006

Jizz-O-Matic 

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants
The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!
Jizz-O-Matic by Marvin21 February 22, 2010

jizz ornament 

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
jizz ornament by corey270 November 2, 2007

jizz off 

What happens when a bunch of horny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone masturbates in a circle). The only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. Points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or "oh" face. Prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have sex with one of the other guy's sisters.
I'm saving it up for the big jizz off this weekend. Pete's sister is so hot and I think I'm going to win
jizz off by Harry Nipplesworth March 1, 2011

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
Jizz Overload by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010