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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
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Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015
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Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team
An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school
by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019
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parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition
by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021
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South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey
by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021
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