A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.
1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River

2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.
by pilaman November 01, 2006
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A small town in Middlesex county with a diverse group of people. It used to be a nice american town but recently portugal has decided that south river would be a good place to reproduce. "The Tracks" are a great place to meet people in town and some of use spend way to much time on them. The "corner Store" is the place to go if you want tobacco. Alot of people say that it sucks and they hate it but I really dont have a problem with it.
SRkid1: Hey wanna go to the corner store then walk the tracks to wawa?

SRkid2: Yeah sure

SRkid3: yeah south river is cool aside from the immigrant problem...
by South river dude October 29, 2006
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A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!
Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!
by John Faluba October 21, 2007
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