smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 02, 2022

pussy bean

the bean inside of a girls pussy they play with when bored

when u r fucking a girl and they go ohhhhhhhhhh and start fingering there pussy bean

by big man 1 2 3 4 April 21, 2020

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD December 31, 2011