A combination of the word funny and cute.
Best used for animals doing human like activities or babies doing unexpected things
Best used for animals doing human like activities or babies doing unexpected things
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Get the Futanari mug.An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
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Get the future dead man mug.Futuristic nostalgia is the feeling of nostalgia experienced before an event occurs, when a person anticipates a meaningful moment or life phase ending and feels sadness or longing in advance.
Example: Sitting in class before graduation, she was overcome with futuristic nostalgia, already missing the school she had not yet left.
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Get the futuristic nostalgia mug.a metaphorical convention for futches, typically used to kindly poke fun at non-lesbians wearing outfits that resemble those of a futch lesbian
derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter
other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”
derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter
other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”
“that button-up makes her look like she’s going to futchcon”
“i went to futchcon and everyone knew you” - @hagicent on twitter
“she got the wrong memo and thought it was futchcon” - @jaxshauna on twitter
“i went to futchcon and everyone knew you” - @hagicent on twitter
“she got the wrong memo and thought it was futchcon” - @jaxshauna on twitter
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