Fucking Stupid Donkey 

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

Fucking Stupid Donkey by The Spike February 20, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".

Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.

Swamp Donkey by Freddy_G54321 November 4, 2009

C-Donkey

This word is used by men to describe a woman who is all of the following: fat, ugly, and nappy. This insult is most commonly used in a club after being approached by one or when trying to help others avoid them.

Pat, watch out...that C-Donkey has her eyes on you!

C-Donkey by Jester November 24, 2004

swamp donkey 

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

swamp donkey by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

thai donkey punch

same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.

i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.

thai donkey punch by theBEAN562 January 13, 2010

reverse donkey punch 

We are all familiar with the "donkey punch" however the newest trend with females is the REVERSE DONKEY PUNCH. This revised version of the original donkey punch occurs when a woman is fucking a man and she is on top and before the man cums, she punches him right in the face preventing climaxing and shocking the fucking hell out of him. This is where the girls take revenge!!!!!

That fucking bitch!!! She reversed donkey punched me!!!!

reverse donkey punch by lamslie January 27, 2005

nodding donkey 

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

nodding donkey by Al December 28, 2004