by JphoT November 19, 2010
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Get the Wetting the Sandwich mug.the ultimate level of vaginal wetness achieved only by either reading or watching anything twilight.
jim-"i took my girlfriend to see twilight"
ryan-"how did that go?"
jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"
ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)
ryan-"how did that go?"
jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"
ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)
by spoons12345 August 9, 2010
Get the twilight wet mug.Wet Pepe is analogous to the dirty sanchez. It is a moustache made up of vaginal and cervical fluid (aka vag juice). After digitally stimulating his bride, a man may then smear the content on her upper lip. Alternatively, a woman may may smear said contents on her partners upper lip. In this way, it is a gender-neutral paraphilic act delighting with the ability to delight both chauvinists and feminists alike.
Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Last night I was Netflix and chilling with Rachel. Just doing my thing and bitch gave me a surprise wet Pepe.
by OBgynkenobi May 7, 2016
Get the Wet pepe mug.Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.
I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
by NastyNally April 22, 2011
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