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twilight wet

the ultimate level of vaginal wetness achieved only by either reading or watching anything twilight.
jim-"i took my girlfriend to see twilight"

ryan-"how did that go?"

jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"

ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)
by spoons12345 August 9, 2010
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Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object
"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"
by alethiophile February 18, 2019
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Wet Business

1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!

2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?
by Strange80nv September 5, 2012
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Wet Spanky

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.
Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.
by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011
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Wet pepe

Wet Pepe is analogous to the dirty sanchez. It is a moustache made up of vaginal and cervical fluid (aka vag juice). After digitally stimulating his bride, a man may then smear the content on her upper lip. Alternatively, a woman may may smear said contents on her partners upper lip. In this way, it is a gender-neutral paraphilic act delighting with the ability to delight both chauvinists and feminists alike.

Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Last night I was Netflix and chilling with Rachel. Just doing my thing and bitch gave me a surprise wet Pepe.
by OBgynkenobi May 7, 2016
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Wet Weapon

Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.

Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.
Look at that Arik He's a wet weapon after drinking those Jaegers - Someones gona get it tonight.
by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012
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Kanye wet

by Joshuar69 January 12, 2022
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